Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I looked at my own cervix.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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