Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
we should paint friendship bongs
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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