addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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