My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
