Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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