Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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