doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You can't motorboat a personality
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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