Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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