I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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