So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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