It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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