Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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