It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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