normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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