Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We had sex on a dog bed..
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize