As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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