I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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