Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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