My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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