i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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