So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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