The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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