so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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