the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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