We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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