Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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