would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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