I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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