I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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