you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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