No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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