You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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