Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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