he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I want a musical about memes.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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