either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
