these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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