Do you still have your period?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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