on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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