Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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