Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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