Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
As shirtless as possible
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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