Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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