Christians are straight up FREAKS
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
either way he was missing a nipple.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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