is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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