I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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