Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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