i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Boobs are out for the taking
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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