chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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