haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
How external is "for external use only"?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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