You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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