she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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