You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
im having a threesome with these popsicles
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize
