i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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