I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
did you just send me my own nude
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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