Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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